This might be a true story, the names have not been changed to protect the guilty.

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CAUGHT RED HANDED

SITTING AFTER SCHOOL IN MY PARENTS HOUSE , MY BROTHER'S IN THE KITCHEN WITH STACY VALENZUELA,
I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE
I WAS PUNISHING THE MONKEY, JAQUELINE SMITH HAD ME FEELING KINDA FUNKY, OOH KELLY, YOU PUT ME IN THE ZONE

THESE THINGS I DO , I KNOW ARE NEW, AND THOUGH I DON'T' RECOGNIZE THE THINGS YOU PUT ME THROUGH,
WHAT THE HELL AM I GOING TO DO?
CAUGHT RED HANDED

TRANSFIXED, I AM STANDING STILL, TRAINING THE DOLPHIN IS REALLY QUITE DEMANDING, AND DON'T YOU KNOW I FORGOT TO LOCK THE DOOR,
FOOTSTEPS IN THE HALLWAY, BUT I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY
CAUGHT RED HANDED , AND MY EXCUSE IS POOR

THESE THING I DO, I KNOW ARE NEW, AND THOUGHT I DON'T RECOGNIZE THE THINGS YOU PUT ME THROUGH
( I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT)
CAUGHT RED HANDED