Lyrics

STRESS FACTORY

My presence fills the air with frustration, I stress out all those around me
I fill the room with consternation, bewildered, befuddled, confounding

My life feels like I’m juggling

I am struggling, my performance is not satisfactory,
I’m a f*cking stress factory

My expectations cause this duress, I repeat myself when under stress
You’re not helping, you’re making me crazy
I wish you would just can it baby

Oh this time I did it

I admit it, My performance is not satisfactory
I’m a f*cking stress factory

Maybe I should take some medication, do some Middle Eastern meditation
Take a vacation from what is making me nervous
But all that would probably stress me out further!

If you’re considering opening a franchise, I’m incorporating
With industrial strength manufacturing
You can open your own f*cking stress factory
And now you’re struggling, your performance is not satisfactory
You’ve become a stress factory!